Thursday, February 3

Special Olympics Fish

I love my fish Hank. I really do. I even wrote a Haiku about him and his odd relatioship with Gary the palstic snail for my creative writing class. But Hank is probably the most retarded fish I have ever seen.
I walked into my room the other day and saw that Hank was belly up. I was so sad. Since someone Cough *Kiyomi* cough, excuse me, is out to kill him and dave and my dad have a bet as to how long Hank will live, I have really rooted for the little guy! But then I looked into his bowl and noticed that Hank was moving a lot for being dead. In fact he was moving more than usual (he is a very lazy goldfish). Hank was very much alive, he had somehow gotten himself stuck upside down and couldn't flip himself back over. I had to reach in and flip him over. That is so pathetic.

2 Comments:

At 11:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think you really neeed to get him a special needs helment, you know, for his own safety.
-k

 
At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lazy goldfish! Looks like i might have finally found my soulmate in Hank. Would it bother you if hank and i were an item?

Catch you online sometime. And dont forge to show your friends my blog, when they ask you about that strange online friend of yours.

cheers,

 

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